Episode 0092 “Heathen and Matt Need Butt Massages”
In the Cantina this week Blarv, Heathen, and Beer Maker Matt drink mules, talk weddings, the taste of bitterness, and the Dark Tower. Feature Presentation we take topics from Mike and Dave need wedding dates.
Episode 0091 “Naming the Fart Wizard” (Conjuring 2 & Swiss Army Man)
We take on the Nun demon with two cocktails in cocktail corner. Check out the news, film history and we name who dealt it. Double feature in feature presentation and the 5 desert snacks.
Episode 0090. “Scarlet billows start to spread.”
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Beer Maker Matt is back from the depths. We pick apart The Shallows with a shark tooth. New cocktail in cocktail corner. Heathen’s on the news and sings us a song. First time for Potable, from start to finish an un-doctored podcast. Have a listen and ingest what we pooped out.
Episode 0089 Never Stop Stop Hitting Record
2 versions of the same story. Human error and technical difficulty lead us on the form of this podcast. We cover Roger Ebert, stolen beer, Lonely Island, penis talk and other scintillating topics. We have a new hot cocktail… Or did we? Popstar in Feature Presentation. We have secret guests this podcast…. Or do we?
Episode 0088 “I’d Rather Go Blind than be Dancing with Myself”
A Blarv solo adventure, running alone through the woods being hunted. A rum based cocktail, some boozey news and The Lobster in Feature Presentation. Blarv also ranks the best parts of being single and being in a relationship.
Episode 0087 “A Most Divinely Drunkard of a Man”
This episode: dog beer, a new tea cocktail invention and Heathen throws out the useless commandments. “Love & Friendship” and “The Nice Guys” in Feature Presentation.\
This episode we talk about Ghostbusters’ slime, comedy sequels, Zac Efron, pranks, girls vs boys, being valued and giving value, and feeling old. B52 shots in Cocktail Corner and Neighbors 2 in Feature Presentation.\
Ghostbusters, tennis players, James Franco, David Letterman, Heathen’s money tips and the Easy Money Martini.
In Feature Presentation we talk about the film “Money Monster” starring George Clooney and Julia Roberts.
Episode 0084 “Civil Room Green War”
This episode one man enters and one man staggers out. Yes Blarv is a champion and a loser and he is back for episode 84. Infused alcohols, Hugh Jackman, America, Andre the Giant are all topics of note. In Feature Presentation: Green Room and Captain America-Civil War. Playing out is FWA with EPIC!
EPIC! https://soundcloud.com/unmissing_link/epic
Episode 0083 “Hello, My Name is Wade”
No joke, its the Potable Pictureshow! This episode Blarv is joined by Heathen and Beer Maker Matt. Boozey news, blowjobs in cocktail corner, a movie plot game, a couples ranking and Deadpool and Hello, My Name is Doris in Feature Presentation. Emjoy this and we will see you again in May. Until then, Keept it Wett!
Episode 0082 “The Lazy Temptation of Kevin”
This episode Heathen presents news, a cocktail and a quiz of biblical proportions. Blarv and Heathen discuss 1988’s The Last Temptation of Christ in Feature Presentation.
Episode 0081 “A Rabbit Down By The River”
*** On this episode: Heathen on the news; carrot cocktails, Zootopia and The Lady in the Van in Feature Presentation, and some foxey rankings***
Krolick
Fill Collins glass with ice. Add vodka and ginger beer. Fill with carrot juice. Garnish with lime.
Episode 0080 “2016 Oscar Talk Preview and Primer”
A last minute, just in the nick of time episode to get you mentally bedazzled for the 2016 Oscars. With Blarv on hosting duties, Heathen on the news and Beer Maker Matt in Cocktail Corner, it’s a sure winner. Feature Presentation has the focus on all the nominees and awards for the 2016 Academy Awards. And if you are catching us after the big show, check in anyway and see how well we did on our predictions. Come get wet with us.
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Episode 0079 “Show Me the Murder”
We have company back in the cantina. Eugene, Beer Maker Matt, and Heathen take a deadly quiz from Blarv and also help complete a Mad Lib. “The Real Killer” cocktail is made and drank. In Feature Presentation we head to the small screen and the new FX show, “The People Vs. OJ Simpson”. We talk the relevance of the show and also that particular time in history. Eugene ranks some possible films remade with David Schwimmer recast in the lead.
Episode 0078 “I sawr a film today, oh boy”
The podcast is back and you’re going to be in trouble. Blarv is back in the booth and drinkin’ two fisted. Gotta make up for lost time. Some movie news and a gin based cocktail. Portland Mike joins Blarv via phone so they can take turns on The Boy. The new horror film, ye pervs. Some get out of the walls and into the Pictureshow!
outline
red wine and coca cola
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fixin to mix
Friday I’m Intoxicated
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WAiting for Mike on the Skype. He never shows up there
ghost jizz on my lip
truth
Episode 0077 “Year of the Goat”
It’s the return of the Heathen and wouldn’t you know it, she gets a tad peeved before the episode is over. I am sure she felt regret later and returned to the holiday spirit. This episode contains sake, Heathen’s favorite Christmas songs, and Krampus in Feature Presentation.
Don’t be afeared, it is just Blarv and Beer Maker Matt. They will not subvert but merely possibly pervert. Talkin’ Bourbon whiskey and communist witch hunts. Trumbo in Feature Presentation.
Episode 0075 “Mario’s Ailing Mexican Cousin Ario”
On this episode Blarv and Beer Maker Matt talk about the pitfalls of making low budget movies, more bad theater behavior and discuss Sicario in Feature Presentation. Here is the link to the short film Blarv was in that was discussed on this episode.
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Episode 0074 “A License to Craig”
Shake or stir this podcast, it is good to consume either way. On this episode we talk about the non sexiness but the good genetic stock of Anne Hathaway, Rihanna’s forehead, whether NPH is a gentle lover, equal wages and treatment for lady actors, what James Bond really drinks, and Daniel Craig and the 24th James Bond film, Spectre. An entire bottle of vodka meets its demise while recording this episode.
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Episode 0073 “Face Condoms and Dead Llamas”
On this episode Blarv and Heathen celebrate politics, South America, Bradley Cooper, Chefing, mentors, and the black magic of Billy Bob Thorton. We try some Pisco in Cocktail Corner and take on Burnt and Our Brand is Crisis in Feature Presentation.
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Episode 72 “Sharks Saying Hello”
Beer Maker Matt rejoins Heathen and Blarv in the VIP at the top of the Cantina. Heathen brings us some boozy news, we try a new sub-par cocktail in Cocktail Corner, and we talk about whiskey hunting. In Feature Presentation we take on the film Steve Jobs and talk about the man himself as well as Apple the company and where things are headed. Heathen ranks some sexy Halloween costumes. This episode sponsored by Stinsen’s Chili Dog liquor.
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Episode 0071 “Beware Blue Balls”
Heathen and Blarv return from their journey of drinking the Northwest. Heathen talks about James Bond, The Force Awakens, Chris Rock, and The Good Dinosaur in the news. In Feature Presentation we use the film Crimson Peak to talk about ghosts, rivalry, and the closest kind of love.
Our Cocktail Corner drink this week:
Krimson Peak
Mix Ice, Baileys, and 99 Cinnamon in blender to get a slightly runny snow cone texture. Place mixture in Margarita glass. Pour coconut milk evenly over the top. Drizzle Campari lightly over the coconut milk.
Krimson Peak
Heathen, Beer Maker Matt, and Blarv are wild and free in the VIP booth at the top of the Cantina. They play a game, talk some news, and introduce a new feature “Film History”. In Feature Presentation they use the films “Hell and Back” and “The Martian” to talk demonic tortures, desert island media choices and book to film adaptations.
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Episode 0069 “Plug that butt- Jack Black Special Edition”
Episode 0069 wraps up our back to school film series. We talk cannabis beer, 3D porn, play a Rotten Tomato game, and take in some apple whiskey. In Feature Presentation we use “Romy and Michelle’s High School Reunion” and “The D-Train” to talk about high school reunions.
Episode 0068 “O Captain Morgan, My Captain Morgan”
[audio https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/potablepodcast/episode+0068+Captain+Morgan.mp3]We fly to Planet Matt once again to indulge in random beverages and talk about the new Ghostbusters and reboots, being a vegan, and inappropriate laughter. In Feature Presentation we take on “School of Rock” and “Dead Poets Society” and use those films to discuss inspiration, unorthodox approaches and being frustrated at lack of knowledge.
Episode 0067 “A Penguin and a Swan walk into a bar.”
Continuing back to school month, “Back to School” and “Billy Madison”. Blarv consumes a flavorful beverage and talks about Pulp Fiction, Mission Impossible, The Force Awakens, the manliness of competition, and the innate willingness to follow authority.
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Good Ole Rodney
Transmission Incoming
Mission Control
A terrible hiding place
Notes and Sounds
fixins for a tasty
a tasty complete
Michael Bolton, Metal Singer
Together
Pulp Fiction Wish List
On this episode Heathen is ready to exercise and drink wine (the whole point in skiing is to get drunk), Beer Maker Matt ranks some places to have lunch, and Blarv introduces a coffee cocktail in Cocktail Corner. The gang talks about troll dolls, Minions, food beers and play a 50s slang game. We teach Heathen where pickle juice comes from. In Feature Presentation we tackle the triple threat of High School Hellcats, Heathers, and Mean Girls continuing our back to school month.
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Continuing back to school month on the Pictureshow. We talk some Kung Fu Panda, Krampus, and taste a drink misfire before taking on “Election” and “Clueless” in Feature Presentation. Blarv does not like Alicia Silverstone. Heathen ranks some 90s slang.
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Episode 0064 “Learning to get Porked by the World”
Back to School Month starts for the Potable Pictureshow. All of September will have school related films for the Pictureshow. This episode Heathen and Blarv talk about Lucille Ball, Fury Road, Pumpkin Beer and drink Death of a Virgin. In Feature Presentation we use the films “On the Way to School” and “The Diary of a Teenage Girl” as jumping off points to talk about teen emotions, obstacles we encounter growing up, learning to love yourself, and basic psychology. Outro Music By Don Tello of F.W.A “Toys (I Don’t Want to Grow Up)”
[audio https://s3-us-west-1.amazonaws.com/potablepodcast/Episode+0064+Learning+to+get+Porked+by+the+World.mp3]Pour vodka, schnapps and lime juice into a glass. Add orange juice until the glass is half-filled, and fill completely with 7-up. Stir well, and serve.
Episode 0063 “Pour your liquor, Pour your words”
This episode we talk about rock stars making movies, picking cotton on field trips, and violent super heroes. In Feature Presentation we use the film “The End of the Tour” to talk about loneliness, junk food and Jason Segel. Heathen ranks some tours.
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Episode 0062 “Straight Outta Yo Mama”
Peanut returns to the Cantina. We talk women’s clothes, sip some HARD root beer in cocktail corner and jump into Straight Outta Compton on Feature Presentation. We talk about how we were introduced into different music genres, racial and social discrimination and the menace of Suge Knight, FWA plays us out with their track “Straight Outta Reno.”\\
A Hidden Norah
transcript of a call
a bevy of beverages
Beer Maker Matt
Blarv drinks some Naughty
Peanut drinks
The return of Peanut
Episode 0061 “The Gift of Flashing”
Drugged Minions, The Fantastic Four disaster, best drugs to clean your house on, movie theater etiquette (again), people’s difficulty with silence, bullies and more. We try a Gatorade based drink in Cocktail Corner and double our pleasure in Feature Presentation with “Ricki and the Flash” and “The Gift”. Heathen ranks her preferred songs to cover.
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Episode 0060 “The Secret Mystery of Slutty Donkey Kong”
In this episode we tackle not one, not two, but four movies-Pixels, Trainwreck, Mr Holmes, and Mission: Impossible-Rogue Nation. Blarv sites the virtues of PBR and we learn a new hangover tip. All this and more. Won’t you join us?
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Episode 0059 In Memory of Anthony
Heathen makes her version of the “Ants in the Pants Cocktail”. News, a word game is played and in Feature Presentation we use Ant-Man to talk about absent parents, passing the torch, and people that don’t age. Heathen ranks the top 5 things about her birthday. Happy Birthday, Heathen!
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Episode 0058 “Wouldn’t It Be Nice When We Gru Up?”
We missed last week so this time we are making up for it in doubles. Double (triple? quadruple?) shots of Surfer or Acid gets things flowing right. It’s the return of Philthy Phil! We talk both Love & Mercy as well as Minions in Feature Presentation. Remember kids, don’t do drugs and make sure your beverage is fertilized. Keep it Wett everybody!
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Surfer of Acid (shot)
Shake till chilled and pour into shots
Episode 0057 Wall to Wahlberg Bukkake
On this episode we talk cheap wine, play a quiz and get an upcoming movie exclusive. In Feature Presentation we use Ted 2 to talk best friends, Comic Con match ups, comedy, and Heathen ranks her top 5 childhood toys.
This week’s cocktail Teddy Bear-tini:
Shake in ice and pour into martini glass. Garnish with cinnamon.
Heathen
Bear with this beer
Beer Maker Matt
Thatta Blarv
Episode 0056 “I have a Funny Feeling About This”
On this episode Handsome Rob joins us for the first time in the Cantina. We talk about deadly movie pop corn and breaking box office records. We drink some “mood swing” shots and play a emotional movie title game. In Feature Presentation we tackle Inside Out and talk about our feelings and personal identity characteristics. Handsome Rob talks about some of his favorite Pixar films in the The Five.
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In a shot glass:
Special Guest
Distracted
Outline
Heathen, BMM, and HR
Handing out Mood Swings
Blarv with a gizmo
Episode 0055 “Decades, Temperature, and Woman”
Blarv commands the Cantina alone this episode. With martini in hand for martini week, Blarv talks current box office numbers, Wolverine, and the new Mark Wahlberg/Will Farrell film, In feature presentation we talk about the movie “Dope”, 90s music and cliches and stereotypes.
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Jon Conner!
Martini Time
Solo Blarv
Notes?
On this episode Heathen and Blarv celebrate with some bubbly and talk about Dinsey losing money, spy gadgets, blending in, and Melissa McCarthy in the film “Spy”.
Episode 0054 Kiss of the Spy of the Woman
Cava
A cheers for Heathen
This episode Beer Maker Matt, Blarv, and Heathen give their thoughts on the current box office top ten. We sip on a negroni or two in honor of Negroni Week and play a quiz based around “10”. Heathen thinks she is a porn parody master, but we will let you be the judge of that. As always we can be reached via email at potablepictureshow@gmail.com or on our recorded line (775) 996-3986. Keep it wett everybody.
Episode 0053 “Box Office Top Ten”
Classic Negroni
Head of a heathen
How to make a negroni
observe and report
really into the porn parody
Beer maker matt
A negroni in the light
Out of the box
Episode 0052 “George Clooney Brings Down the House”
In this episode of the Pictureshow Blarv and Beer Maker Matt talk about being Cocktail Councilmen, drinking until you are old, diving for booze, “the future”, what’s best about Disney, getting jaded, and Tomorrowland! Heathen fell off the balcony and won’t attend this episode.
The fixins
Matt and the Norah
Your Host
sippin’ beer
Episode 0051 “What a Lovely Day for a Podcast”
We are slowly moving into the new Cantina location, but in the meantime we have alcohol and a floor to sit on. Heathen brings us the news and we sip a new White Russian inspired cocktail the “Muddy Max”. We jump into feature presentation with Mad Max: Fury Road. We talk action films and the post apocalypse. Beer Maker Matt gets a new nickname. Outro music by The Faria Project “You Sweet Thing.”
“Muddy Max”
Pour over ice and stir.
I see Heathen
Beer Maker Matt at the mic
Heathen on the news
The triangle
Episode 0050 “An Airbag, oh no”
50 episodes, can you believe it? When will they give up? On this episode we drink some Texas Rose shots and make conversation based on topics from the film Hot Pursuit starring Reese Witherspoon and Sofía Vergara. We play a game, Heathen brings us the news and we end up talking about television for quite a while after Beer Maker Matt ranks some current top TV comedies. Outro music this week “Comp Life” is by Abandon minds.
Texas Rose (shot):
Layer the 99 Cinnamon in equal parts on top of the Tequila Rose in a shot glass.
Alien Creeping
Heathen checks her cans
the plan, the means
Blarv won’t steer you wrong
Beer Maker Matt knows that love is in the air
Episode 0049 “Hey Babydoll, my name is Scarface”
In episode 49 Heathen, Beer Maker Matt, and Blarv talk about sewer water beer, holding grudges, and Al Pacino. We use the film Danny Collins as a jumping off point for topics of conversation. UnMissing Link plays out the episode with the song “Mud City Drunk”.
Sippin Beer
Episode outline
Poppin a beer
Smilin Matt
Your Host Blarv
Heathen
Disguise
First beer in 30 days
Heathen with the live studio audience
craft services table
episode outline
Welcome to the Lounge
Newman prepares for Laura
Hello and welcome back. The Pictureshow is in the drink again. We took April off and now it’s time to get saucy. We talk some Vin Diesel, John Mayer’s importance to humanity, and father/ son tag teaming. We play a game recapping April 2015 and sip on a new cocktail the “Laura Palmer”. In Feature Presentation we use the film “The Age of Adeline” as a topic starter. Our friends The Faria Project play us out with “Rainbow in the Dark.”
Laura Palmer Cocktail:
The Potable Pictureshow 